How to Style Miserable Red Eyes
1) Don’t for one second think you’re going to have a pleasant day/life
2) GOOP. Not just the name of Gwyneth Paltrow’s whatever whatever.
3) Your eyebrows really come into play here. They’re the only non-itchy part of your face.
4) It’s gonna feel in your eyes like you’re so so sad. You should wear bright, happy colors OR lean into it and wear grey and dirty converse.
5) A nice pair of glittery shoes will draw attention away from the ooze.
6) To enjoy a good joke - make intense eye contact with strangers and then hand them an indecipherable business card.