A Typical Day If You Were Oasis’ Personal Assistant:

You: Liam, don’t. Don’t throw that poo. Don’t throw that poo, Liam. Listen to me, Liam. Do not throw that poo at Noel. He is your brother and you love him.

Noel: You fookin love me, man. Don’t you throw that poo at me.

Liam: Fook! -he throws the poo at you instead-

You: AGHR! Ahh! What the hell have you been eating? Is this… is this a battery?


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