cafe review: oblique coffee roasters

i vote yes because they played “only in dreams,” because the art is good, and because the chairs outside are blue.

i vote no because the wall color is ugly, the wireless crappy, and the coffee too expensive.

i vote maybe because there are comfy couches and because i could sit here until i’m old and then have someone from the retirement center across the street bring a wheelchair over to get me.

i vote sort of because there’s a weird dia de los muertos skeleton man in the window.

i vote blech because “only in dreams” just ended and now i am sad