chicken shit:me

i am at sound ground, the cafe with the cheapest coffee, most outlets, and plentifulest bagels. (these things matter to me)

they have a plate by the register with pieces of blueberry muffin for sample. i just walked up to grab one, but the guy thought i needed something so he came over to the register i’m so lame i pretended that the thing i needed was one of their business cards when actually the thing i needed was a lovely little chunk of blueberry muffin with sugar crystals on top.

does this count as a dieting technique?