clientsfromhell:

Client: ”Because this is the first time that we’ve met, I want to be completely upfront and honest with you. I want to let you know that about five years ago I was in a mental institution, but then I found Jesus and he showed me a vision. That vision was what I want to discuss with you today.”

Me: ”Okay.. How can I help you?”

Client: ”I want you to design some business cards for my company. I fix air conditioners.”