clientsfromhell:

Me: “Okay, let’s start from the beginning. Is your computer’s power cable plugged in?”

Client: “Yes.”

Me: “What is it plugged in to?”

Client: “The power strip.”

Me: “Is the power strip on?”

Client: “Yes. It is in the on position, but no lights are lit up.”

Me: “What is the power strip plugged in to?”

Client: “The power strip…”