eric clapton (i had no idea!)

obviously i should stop quoting specific parts of this article, link to it, and move on. but it keeps making me laugh, hard! i love laughing hard. especially in public places when i have headphones on. cultivate the weird!

Eric Clapton: Look, I’m going to finish drinking this children’s pool full of rye whiskey, and you’re going to get 80 feet of high strength fishing line, then learn everything you can about the art of puppetry, and meet me at the show in three hours. OK? Break!

You: Man, there has got to be a better use of my Liberal Arts degree.

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