friend named dan

i have a friend named dan and we’re going to do a collaboration. this is what i’m supposed to think about as i do my part:

:: Mean Streets meets The Nanny Diaries and has an affair with the Devil Wears Prada :: Elmo meets DeNiro
I also think I need a super simple business card. 
:: Padma Lakshmi meets an unemployed white male living with his parents.