Kid Ready To Start Playdating Again

TAMPA, FL—Despite having been hurt more times than he can count, local kindergartner Kyle Gallagher told reporters this week that he’s finally ready to get out there and start playdating again.

Gallagher, whose last serious relationship ended three months ago, said his decision to meet new children and return to the playdating scene wasn’t easy.

"I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t nervous—after all, it’s been a while since I’ve played spacemen with someone else," Gallagher said between small sips from a grape-juice box. "But I just can’t worry about that kind of thing anymore. It’s time to get back on that horse and see what’s out there for me."

"I mean, I’m almost five and a half," he added. "I’m not getting any younger."

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