You are very important and likely rather awesome. You know what a blog is but really, you can’t be bothered. You keep up with the New York Times, the Sartorialist, and the guy who works one floor below you. He just got a moped!
Somehow you know Britt Appleton. Did she recently sell a moped? You can’t remember. But you like jokes. One time you told the best joke about Santa Clause, Viagra, and the North Pole.
Britt Appleton’s Mopeds & More would like you to subscribe to their e-newsletter. It is very simple. You subscribe and then they will email you some comics once a month.