speaking of

speaking of punching people. when i was an assistant director at a preschool (assistant to the director) i had to be at work at 6:45 am. rough. i used to play this game where i’d sit at the dining room table with my breakfast and picture people’s faces. the game was. who would i kick in the face to be able to go back to sleep. it’s amazing how many people i would kick in the face to go back to sleep. but. the game always ends with my mom. i would not kick my mom in the face, even in the morning.

if i went to a doctor right now he would say, stick out your tongue. oh somebody’s been listening to too much lil wayne. and i would hang my head. he would say, listen to more mozart, young lady. and i’d say, i’m 25. and he’d say, excuse me. medium lady.