st. whatrick's day

i don’t know much about st. patrick’s day. snakes? were they not in fact on the motherfucking plane?

the craziest st. patrick’s day i ever had was in barcelona, where the irish escape to. i got this sweet hat, i got like 4 new boyfriends, and i got to hide from them in a parking garage.

and some irish guy did a jig in my coat