This made me laugh

Fred-dom’s periodical of record has officially deemed Portland, Oregon the #1 bikey city in the United States, and her rain-soaked residents are positively brimming with pride and smugness:

I’m not sure it’s fair to call Portland a “city.”  New York is a city.  Chicago is a city.  Portland’s mostly just a handful of trendy businesses that have sprung up around a sawmill.  I’m also not sure being #1 anything according to “Bicycling” is something to brag about, since it’s sort of like getting a card from grandma informing you that you’re the “#1 Grandchild.”

From BikeSnobNYC