what’s better than criticizing sky mall?
matt & i like to find the most useless item in the catalog, stuff like the chandelier duster, the fake birdhouse dog bark remover, the deck furniture that packs like a puzzle.
on this trip, the gravity defying (?) running shoes were the clear winner, if only because of the massive mistake of the logo.
i cannot wait until my local footlocker stocks sperm-brand athletic gear.