words for everything

what is it called when people are better looking in profile than head on?

what is it called when people look better in sunglasses than without?

what is it called when people are happiest wearing sweatpants?

what is it called when someone names their stupid post on tumblr after the masterpiece written by leo gursky in The History of Love?

what is it called when people go to a cafe and buy an iced tea so that they do work but then they just blog the whole time?