words rethought

Esplanade : to attempt an explanation while drunk.

Willy-nilly :  impotent

Negligent :  describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.

Flatulence : the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.

Testicle
    (n.), a humorous question on an exam.

Oyster
    (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.

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