Esplanade : to attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly : impotent
Negligent : describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightie.
Flatulence : the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
(n.), a humorous question on an exam.
(n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.