you want only the best for your children. when you don’t have children but love your computer, and then drop your computer, you want someone to fix your computer, so you can use your computer. and when they return your computer, and said: hey! we fixed your computer! and then you use your computer and then the screen goes all crazy on your computer and then you can’t use your computer, you take it back and say: no. you didn’t.
so you can’t draw on your computer (or work). and you can’t play with your boyfriend because of his mono, then you: play in your ultimate frisbee league
and your indoor soccer league
and your breakfast club
and your sunday night twilight night
and interview for new roommates
and party party party
thanks for the patience, y’all!